How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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