Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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