we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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