what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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