I would go down on you faster than GM stock
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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