I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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