i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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