Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
