do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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