3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Me too!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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