no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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