what if I'm pregnant?
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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