Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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