She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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