That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just want nice things and good sex
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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