Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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