I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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