I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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