She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
