so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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