I feel like abortions should bother me more
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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