Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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