my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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