Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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