i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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