I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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