Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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