I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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