I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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