Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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