I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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