He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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