it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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