Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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