i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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