When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
that's an acceptable place to lick
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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