girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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