Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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