I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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