Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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