don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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