yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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