How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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