I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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