i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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