your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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