Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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