They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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