hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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