I look better un-naked...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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