I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
