Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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