she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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