why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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