Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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