Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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